While You Were Outpatients: An Ongoing Investigation

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THE END
All that we are not stares back at what we are. - W. H. Auden

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! ! !

(SNIFFS)

Thank you so much for the story Judith..it was really great...and I will just keep my fingers crossed that you might write another one!!!

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Twiddly Dee wrote:I will just keep my fingers crossed that you might write another one!!!
Miss Fitt 2 wrote:Chapter 10: The Unusual Suspects


"We can always resume our investigation if there's a new development."
You never know what might happen as the situation unfolds. ;)
All that we are not stares back at what we are. - W. H. Auden

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wow hopefully this situation does unfold some more, like when new evidence will surface showing the last time Ain't that Tough was played so I can update the archives!! :)
Miss Fitt 2 wrote:
Miss Fitt 2 wrote:Chapter 10: The Unusual Suspects
"We can always resume our investigation if there's a new development."
You never know what might happen as the situation unfolds. ;)
When I die I won't own crap, but my kids will have a hell of a music collection to fight over

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Thanks for letting us share a piece of your mind.
It seems there is a lot going on in there.

I imagine that more than half of it is based on a true story.

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Farsan Baloo wrote:Thanks for letting us share a piece of your mind.
It seems there is a lot going on in there.

I imagine that more than half of it is based on a true story.
On behalf of the religious faction of ETSA, I have been asked to give the following statement.

Only half the information contained in the dossier on The Traveling Sisterhood of the Holey Jeans is accurate.

For example, there was neither tearing of hair nor weeping at the St. Louis show. However, there was giggling, gasping, sighing, and screaming. And, during the chorus of Bittersweetheart, there may have been occasionally moaning, but absolutely no fainting. Going weak at the knees does not constitute fainting.

And those holes were in his jeans before we started staring.

As for this tidbit:
Miss Fitt 2 wrote:"If you ask me, their plan is to try and get Dave out of those pants.
New photographic evidence has recently surfaced that reveals (among more important details) that giving the back belt loops of those holey jeans one good tug is all that is required to remove Mr. Pirner from the sacred relic.

As always, I can neither confirm nor deny any plans the Sisterhood may have formulated in light of this new information. The current uncertainty as to the whereabouts of the Sisterhood is completely irrelevant.
"Dave Pirner was the coolest motherfucker to wield a low-strung telecaster who isn't called Keith Richards." -- Ginger (Wildhearts)

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norma023 wrote:wow hopefully this situation does unfold some more, like when new evidence will surface showing the last time Ain't that Tough was played so I can update the archives!! :)
If we're lucky, the correct answer will be Dec. 19, 2008.
All that we are not stares back at what we are. - W. H. Auden

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In light of this new information given unto the Sisterhood, and the uncertainty of their locations, this investigation might need to be reopened.

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Miss Fitt, this is hilarious!! I just read it yesterday, and I laughed so hard, I literally - I'm not kidding - fell off a chair!
Although there is some subtext regarding all of you here that I didn't get, nevertheless I got most of it, and it is so funny! I know it's been a while, but is there any chance you write some more of this?

Even though this is so much fun, I hope you didn't do what Phil suggested there: to print it out and give it to the guys. Honestly, I someone gave me something like this I'd be freaked out, and though I would knew that it's all just innocent fun, I'd change the locks or something! But that's just me :)

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If you only knew lol.

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