Lyrics

My life's so fucking difficult
I never have any fun
Never get a chance to do the things I did when I was young
I spend all day at my desk counting all my money
Got no time to work

Would you like to have an afternoon cocktail with me
Would you like to have an afternoon cocktail with me
Would you like to
Would you like to
Would you like to

I can't believe these kids these days, all they do is play
Then they go
I then need to work each day and then come home each night
Back to my suburban home to fuck my urban wife

Would you like to have an afternoon cocktail with me
Would you like to have an afternoon cocktail with me
Would you like to
Would you like to
Would you like to

Trivia

• On the original Loud Fast Rules demo album.